Fenris was well used to these kinds of shenanigans, and let out a soft, amused scoff- a noise that could just as easily been considered a guffaw by his closed friends. On the sliding scale of Fenris amusement sounds.

"If it were left up to Varric, the baron would have turned into a nug and fallen into a nest of miniature mabari."

Probably not that ridiculous, but close enough.

"He'd have a bestseller."