“I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.”
That's Relm's story and she's sticking with it. The others poked and prodded her about the incident all night while they drank and gambled their money away at the Hanged Man. After spending a lot of time in the company of liars, she's picked up on a few things. Okay, it's not the most believable lie ever, but it gets the point across: she's not spilling the details.
"Amazing feat of physicality. Who knew that the baron had it in himself to pull off such a thing?"
Now that they're all walking back home, Relm finds herself feeling less cornered. And the others, walking ahead, have more or less given up on the line of questioning. So now she's just being a little shit about it, but honestly, Fenris should be used to her antics by now. "And I mean, really, Varric will spin it into something far more ridiculous and dramatic anyway, so what does it matter what I tell him?"
because it was long overdue for me to hurl a Hawke at him
That's Relm's story and she's sticking with it. The others poked and prodded her about the incident all night while they drank and gambled their money away at the Hanged Man. After spending a lot of time in the company of liars, she's picked up on a few things. Okay, it's not the most believable lie ever, but it gets the point across: she's not spilling the details.
"Amazing feat of physicality. Who knew that the baron had it in himself to pull off such a thing?"
Now that they're all walking back home, Relm finds herself feeling less cornered. And the others, walking ahead, have more or less given up on the line of questioning. So now she's just being a little shit about it, but honestly, Fenris should be used to her antics by now. "And I mean, really, Varric will spin it into something far more ridiculous and dramatic anyway, so what does it matter what I tell him?"